[00:06,00]天津人到底多好玩儿How much fun are the people from Tianjin?@
[00:08,00]天津人多有趣？来看一些实例---- How interesting are the people in Tianjin? Here are some examples:@
[00:11,00]因为说笑能力太过强大，Because their sense of humor is so strong,@
[00:14,00]在天津开车时交警不许人们讲段子，traffic police in Tianjin forbid people from telling jokes while driving.@
[00:20,00]市区交通警示路牌有这样的牌子“驾车说笑，危及安全”。There are traffic warning signs in the city that read: Telling jokes while driving endangers safety.@
[00:27,00]就连天津街边小贩的招牌都在说相声，Even the street vendors in Tianjin incorporate comedy into their signs.@
[00:31,00]他的广告牌上写着：“不好吃照脸砸”。One vendor's advertisement reads: “If it's not delicious, throw it in my face."@
[00:36,00]喜剧行业到天津巡演得特别打起精神，Comedy acts performing in Tianjin need to be especially sharp,@
[00:40,00]台下观众都是懂行的，as the audience is very knowledgeable.@
[00:43,00]相声园子甚至会贴个标语：“严禁观众登台”。Some comedy venues even put up signs that read: " Audiences are strictly prohibited from going on stage."@
[00:48,00]说天津人的娱乐方式，相声早就出名了，Speaking of entertainment in Tianjin, while crosstalk (xiangsheng) has long been famous,@
[00:51,00]但是，电视台会直播蟋蟀争霸赛，你知道吗？ did you know that television stations broadcast cricket fighting competitions?@
[00:57,00]关于正事，Regarding serious matters,@
[00:58,00]天津人的理解可能跟你不一样： the understanding of people in Tianjin might be different from yours.@
[01:01,00]我朋友刚来天津，办理转户口，My friend, who had just arrived in Tianjin, went to handle household registration in the morning@
[01:04,00]上午去的，跟老爹说办完了要去早市买螃蟹。and told her father she’d buy crabs at the morning market afterward.@
[01:09,00]里头一个警官听见了，大声喊，A police officer overheard and loudly shouted,@
[01:13,00]“先给她办！别耽误了办正事儿（买螃蟹）”。" Finish her paperwork first! Don’t delay the important business (buying crabs)!"@
[01:15,00]这正事指的就是买螃蟹the important business (buying crabs)@
[01:17,00]你再听听天津动物园的广播，Listen to the announcements at the Tianjin Zoo,@
[01:19,00]比单口相声还像单口相声：they sound even more like a solo crosstalk performance@
[01:22,00]“肉食熊投喂，酱牛肉20斤起步，"For feeding the carnivorous bears, start with 20 jin of beef jerky.@
[01:25,00]三文鱼整条带头尾必须冰鲜。Salmon must be a whole, fresh, and frozen.@
[01:30,00]杂食熊投喂，8个榴莲起步，限猫山王牌子，小牌子啊我们不吃。For the omnivorous bears, start with 8 durians, and only the premium Cat Mountain brand—no small brands allowed.@
[01:34,00]耐（爱）喂就得舍得花钱。If you want to feed them, you have to spend money.@
[01:39,00]妹（没）有动物吃挂面，重复一遍，妹有动物吃挂面”。No animals eat instant noodles, repeat: no animals eat instant noodles."@
[01:44,00]踩了对方的脚，If you step on someone’s foot,@
[01:46,00]对方还怪客气的嘞：they might still be quite polite.@
[01:47,00]昨天一位爷说他在天津乘公交车，For instance, a man mentioned that while taking the bus,@
[01:50,00]没留神踩了人家的脚。he accidentally stepped on someone’s foot.@
[01:52,00]到站了，人家问：When they reached the stop, the person said,@
[01:54,00]大哥你还踩吗？不踩我下车了”。"Brother, are you still stepping on my foot? If not, I’m getting off."
